Actually, I love SPAM. That gooey, oozey salty jelly on the sides of the can really get me excited...
But I'm referring to email spam. So I took off for one business week of vacation, or nine full days, during which time I did not check my email. When I returned home, I had 160 emails in my inbox, of which 125 were junk emails. At work, I returned to find 80 emails in my inbox, of which 19 were PayPal phishing attempts. Of the 61 remaining, only 8 of them were not work-spam. You know, the type of email you get in order to "keep you informed," but which doesn't pertain to your job or your little domain of control....
So, let's count the numbers 240 emails, of which 43 were of use to me. That's a mere 18%.
I hate spam.